Vitsejä/totuuksia :)

[Spora]

Saying a Sportster is an entry level Harley is like saying you should buy a Corvette to work your way into a Suburban.

~Stroker

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I was told again a couple days ago that I was a big guy and I should have a bigger bike. I was polite and just said: "No way, Sportsters rule!"

But in case you don't feel like being polite, Here's a few:
(Note: not to be used by wimps.)

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Girl's bike?? Ever have a girl kick your @%#?

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Half a Harley?? I only need half a Harley to beat your piece of %&#$.

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(point to the other guy's Bagger)

It's fallen and it can't get up!

At least I don't need a pit crew to get it out of the garage.

Does it have a bathroom?

Do you have to double-clutch that thing?

Ooo! A land yacht! Shall we call you "captain"?

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Four phone poles for $100?

No??

How about $50, and I won't even use the nitrous.


I'll give you a head start, even.


Wait, I'll push mine.

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And my personal favorite and I believe a Wizard original, which I said to a guy right off the top of my head one night last summer:


I have to ride a Sportster. My wife (or girl) won't LET me get a bigger bike, she says I've got too much between my legs already

~Wiz


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how 'bout: the Sportster, "The King of Harleys".....good enough for Elvis, good enough for me!

~James

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You usually can't shut up a BT (big twin) *&%$#@ who wants to bad mouth a Sportster BUT you sure can challenge him/her to a race on the best local twisty road. Make sure you do it in front of his friends and tell him that the last slow @#% poser *&%#@ to the other end buys the beer. It may quiet him down OR you may get to prove your point when they get pissed and you have to run for your life. Either way, I'm proud to ride a Sportster.

~Crim

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I found just starting the beast up for said loud mouth and friends is quite effective. You'd be surprised how jaws drop when the sound of nasty cams comes into the picture. This along with a crazed look in your eye (you know, the kind of look you get after you just finished killing your parents) make for some animated fun.

~Coach

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You'd best figure out how your gonna explain to your wife how you got your @&% kicked by someone on a "girls bike"


~Mutchler

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Wanna race?


~Jim

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I just look over & say, "Wanna race"? Nine times outta ten, that shuts 'em up right away. If that doesn't work, I'll race them. Then they ALL shut up! Actions speak louder than words.



It's hard for BT riders to say much with a mouth full of rubber smoke & Sportster exhaust fumes!

~Axe

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In response to some j/o who once ribbed me for riding a sportster I replied "funny that any time I've watched a B.O.T.T. no one has even entered a big twin, I wonder why?"



Also anyone who boasts about the new 88' twin cam can be dismissed with "gee just add two more cams and maybe you can keep up"



~Submitted with out a name

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Sportsters are half a Harley? Yeah, the fast half!



There is a new hop up kit for big twins at the local H.D. dealership. You plop down your money leave with a faster hog. It's called a SPORTSTER MOTOR.

Ironhead Tom
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And last but not least:

Do you know what kind of motorcycle a REAL man rides?

Any kind he damn well wants to

[Sporttiboy]

Mutta toihan on jo pitkään tiedetty!

[Karppa]

Pankaa vitsejä tänne. helpompi käydä kattomassa mitä uusia, mahd. paljon samassa paikassa.

http://www.hdcf.fi/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1625

[mice]

Toivottavasti ei kävisi näin kun rautaa tulee suomeen enskuussa!

http://zeeb.at/oops/LostMyJobToday3.jpg

Nooh! painajaisia ne vaan oli! Olihan!?

http://www.micom.net/oops/

[Fxsts03]

Tere!
koska tämä ei liity härräköihin mitenkään niin laitoin tämän tähän topicciin:

http://bicillin.media.mit.edu/clocky/index.html

Kyseessä on siis herätyskello, jolla on hauska ominaisuus.
Jos painat torkkunappulaa niin se hyppää pöydältä ja ajelee huoneen perimmäiseen nurkkaan ennen kuin alkaa hälyttää uudelleen

Kello ei ole vielä myynnissä vaan koekappale....

T. Timo Konttinen